Inside the Actor’s Studio: at an Audition, W. 72nd…
“I haven’t had a chance to use squibs, but I HAVE had my brains blown out.”
“Nice!”
New York Overheard
New Yorkers have a way of saying lots of funny stuff, usually when you least expect it, and one of the most fun things about being on the streets of New York is that it is impossible to predict when or where this will happen. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being, well, NEW YORKERS. I LOVE New York and I LOVE New Yorkers. As a matter of fact, I consider myself to be one. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard on the streets of the Big Apple. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!
Barnes and Noble Literati, Union Square…
“It’s kind of like ‘The Hunger Games.’”
“It IS ‘The Hunger Games.’”
“Yeah, maybe, but WAY earlier.”
Navagating a Glorious Day of Sight-Seeing in Central Park. West 66th…
“Why are you walking in front of me?!?”
“I’m walking at my normal pace.”
In the Age of Social Networking, a Man Gotta do what a Man Gotta do. East Village…
I’m onna get on Facebook, and tell her stay the FUCK away from my family on Facebook! You call yo’ self Mama??
On the C train, SOMEWHERE in Brooklyn, a son professes love for his mother…
“I NEVER be a woman beater! I NEVER do dat. But you TOUCH my mother, and you goin’ six feet!”
Hey! Let’s All Go See the LATEST BROADWAY BLOCKBUSTER!!! Times Square, Tkts!
“What do you have for ‘Spiderman’?”
“3rd row, orchestra. Or, 4th row mezzanine, if you want to see the flyin’ around n’ shit.”
Even On the Fasionable Upper East Side, Relationships Are a BITCH!
“Everything I’ve said today? Like, EVERYTHING?? You’re like, ‘oh…’”
Relationship Advice On the Way Home From School, Washington Heights.
“No!”
“But I LIKE him.”
“no, No, NO!!”
Job Insecurity Strikes Deep on 86th and Broadway….
Who’s sayin’ termination?? NOBODY’S sayin’ termination! YOU’RE sayin’ termination!!
West 83rd, where brothas’ got yer back…
“It’s just something, you know, something to show Dad you’re at least, you know, working? Plus, it’s 100 bucks for the weekend.”
About the Author:
Chris Page is a multi-talented, multi-faceted, creative-type goon. He paints, draws, writes, and acts happy most of the time. Spread the word about this blog, he really wants a book deal.
