New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying lots of funny stuff, usually when you least expect it, and one of the most fun things about being on the streets of New York is that it is impossible to predict when or where this will happen. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being, well, NEW YORKERS. I LOVE New York and I LOVE New Yorkers. As a matter of fact, I consider myself to be one. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard on the streets of the Big Apple. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

During Summer Vacation, it’s Heartening to Know America’s Youth is Enjoying the GREAT OUTDOORS!


“You have more Pictures than I do.”
“That means…nothing.”










I Do Not Know What Brand of Crack THIS Guy’s Smokin’, but I WANT Some! Franklin St., Crowne Heights…


What are we going to do when people start moving out of Manhattan…people start leaving Brooklyn? It’s going to be nothing but abandoned buildings!!



“We gonna have fun?”
“Then I don’t get it.”




As Toursist Season Revs Up, Tour Guides are ONE Option….116th and Lexington…


“Can you tell us where there’s a good place to get a drink around here?”
” You in HARLEM. Pick a stoop!”

Another Lovely, Calm, Soothing Day in the Park….a respite from Humanity….


Some people are like Slinkys; pretty much useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs…

Selling Overpriced, Crappy Blenders at Costco certainly isn’t anything new. But in New York, the sales pitches are worthy of Trump.


See where I’m goin’ with this? It’s sort of a mind set…

Wow! Human Relationships are Pretty Damn Simple After All! East Village, any night of the week….


The bigger the hoots, the nicer the girl…

Dahmer? John Wayne Gacy? Or, maybe just a pint-sized Dexter. The potential is LIMITLESS….


“Why are you trying to hurt me??” “Because I like to, Mommy!” “Well, that’s not acceptable.”

Ah! The Park….so nice to take a mid-day break and be surrounded by the Peace and Serenity of Nature…


Don’t you have huge bells going off in your head right now?? Don’t you think you’re an IDIOT?!?

Flying High, or Flying Low, I think we’re all looking for protection….especially in Harlem….


Like, we should all have an intouchable guardian, y’know?

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