New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying lots of funny stuff, usually when you least expect it, and one of the most fun things about being on the streets of New York is that it is impossible to predict when or where this will happen. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being, well, NEW YORKERS. I LOVE New York and I LOVE New Yorkers. As a matter of fact, I consider myself to be one. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard on the streets of the Big Apple. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

Another Lovely, Calm, Soothing Day in the Park….a respite from Humanity….

slinkys

Some people are like Slinkys; pretty much useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs…

Selling Overpriced, Crappy Blenders at Costco certainly isn’t anything new. But in New York, the sales pitches are worthy of Trump.

blender

See where I’m goin’ with this? It’s sort of a mind set…

Wow! Human Relationships are Pretty Damn Simple After All! East Village, any night of the week….

hoots

The bigger the hoots, the nicer the girl…

Dahmer? John Wayne Gacy? Or, maybe just a pint-sized Dexter. The potential is LIMITLESS….

hurtme

“Why are you trying to hurt me??” “Because I like to, Mommy!” “Well, that’s not acceptable.”

Ah! The Park….so nice to take a mid-day break and be surrounded by the Peace and Serenity of Nature…

idiot

Don’t you have huge bells going off in your head right now?? Don’t you think you’re an IDIOT?!?

Flying High, or Flying Low, I think we’re all looking for protection….especially in Harlem….

intouchable

Like, we should all have an intouchable guardian, y’know?

It ALL Depends how you SEE it, Right? At least it does in Union Square….

happiness

Everybody who’s younger than me, y’know, steals my happiness, y’know?

I have only ONE word for this Person: J-A-D-E-D. Union Square, amid the Junkies and the Fruit Vendors…

DeadMoment

Oh yeah…yeah…yeah… Yeah, it’s a very dead moment.

I have No Clue what this guy’s running for…But I’D vote for him!!!

lamborghinis

Everyone around me? BREATHES muthafuckin’ Lamborghinis! Let freedom RING, muthafuckas!!

It’s TOURIST SEASON here in the City, and that can ONLY mean ONE thing: Starry-eyed, happy KIDS!!!

walk

Daddy! We don’t need to friggin’ WALK! Seriously?? You’re tryin’ my patience! We don’t need to FRIGGIN’ WALK!!

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