New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying lots of funny stuff, usually when you least expect it, and one of the most fun things about being on the streets of New York is that it is impossible to predict when or where this will happen. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being, well, NEW YORKERS. I LOVE New York and I LOVE New Yorkers. As a matter of fact, I consider myself to be one. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard on the streets of the Big Apple. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

Flying High, or Flying Low, I think we’re all looking for protection….especially in Harlem….

intouchable

Like, we should all have an intouchable guardian, y’know?

It ALL Depends how you SEE it, Right? At least it does in Union Square….

happiness

Everybody who’s younger than me, y’know, steals my happiness, y’know?

I have only ONE word for this Person: J-A-D-E-D. Union Square, amid the Junkies and the Fruit Vendors…

DeadMoment

Oh yeah…yeah…yeah… Yeah, it’s a very dead moment.

I have No Clue what this guy’s running for…But I’D vote for him!!!

lamborghinis

Everyone around me? BREATHES muthafuckin’ Lamborghinis! Let freedom RING, muthafuckas!!

It’s TOURIST SEASON here in the City, and that can ONLY mean ONE thing: Starry-eyed, happy KIDS!!!

walk

Daddy! We don’t need to friggin’ WALK! Seriously?? You’re tryin’ my patience! We don’t need to FRIGGIN’ WALK!!

It’s FUN!! It’s FREE!! It’s ALWAYS ENTERTAINING!! It’s the NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY!!!

diary

I’m not lookin’ to be Alicia Keys, but I will NOT be a fuckin’ DIARY for this muthafuckin’ family.

And in the Catagory of “DUH,” the Winner is…THIS DUMBASS….

Crazymoney

It’s so CRAZY…it’s, you know…whoever has the money…

The Pagans knew it, now YOU do too! Summer Solstice makes people NUTS….

asexual

It’s just like…asexual flirting. It’s like…I don’t know…it’s…cool!

Time to call OSHA?? You decide….

angry

You can get angry with me. That’s no problem. No problem at ALL. But if you DO get angry with me, it means you’re stayin’ past 6. So go ahead, get angry with me.

Ahhhh….the beginning of Summer in New York, and LOVE is in BLOOM!!!

yo

HEY! Why you “yo’n” me?? I look like a “yo” to you?!?

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