New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying a lot of funny shit, usually when you least expect it. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being NEW YORKERS. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard while roaming the streets. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

As the Republicans heat up Cleveland, time for some REAL straight TALK!

better“You supposed to DO better so that you can do BETTER.  The average person didn’t KNOW better.  Now they KNOW better, so they can DO better.  See?

Ah, summertime! Time to hit the ROAD!

Window“You want me to sit in the window?”

“Well, YOU’RE the one who wanted to look at stuff.”

I Believe that Children are Our Future…

“It’s all about the money, y’know?”

“It’s ‘no money, no honey.'”

“Fer sure.”

During Summer Vacation, it’s Heartening to Know America’s Youth is Enjoying the GREAT OUTDOORS!

Pictures

“You have more Pictures than I do.”
“That means…nothing.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Do Not Know What Brand of Crack THIS Guy’s Smokin’, but I WANT Some! Franklin St., Crowne Heights…

buildings

What are we going to do when people start moving out of Manhattan…people start leaving Brooklyn? It’s going to be nothing but abandoned buildings!!

New York: the MOST EXCITING PLACE ON THE PLANET!!

fun


“We gonna have fun?”
“…No.”
“Then I don’t get it.”

 

 

 

As Toursist Season Revs Up, Tour Guides are ONE Option….116th and Lexington…

harlem

“Can you tell us where there’s a good place to get a drink around here?”
” You in HARLEM. Pick a stoop!”

Another Lovely, Calm, Soothing Day in the Park….a respite from Humanity….

slinkys

Some people are like Slinkys; pretty much useless, but they make you smile when you push them down the stairs…

Selling Overpriced, Crappy Blenders at Costco certainly isn’t anything new. But in New York, the sales pitches are worthy of Trump.

blender

See where I’m goin’ with this? It’s sort of a mind set…

Wow! Human Relationships are Pretty Damn Simple After All! East Village, any night of the week….

hoots

The bigger the hoots, the nicer the girl…

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