New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying a lot of funny shit, usually when you least expect it. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being NEW YORKERS. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard while roaming the streets. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

THIS guy’s eyes might just be bigger than his stomach. On second thought, from the looks of things, probably not.

“Hey, how many cheese slices you got?”

“How many you WANT?!?”


Say what you MEAN, MEAN what you SAY, and you’ll be HAPPY and HEALTY the live-long day!!

So then I said, like, y’know, like, that’s how I am, y’know?

One Fine Sunny Afternoon. Where? The Hamptons! Yay America!!

“So, what would you do if you had a million dollars?”

“Kill myself.”

Peace and Love! Peace and Love!!!

“You have to constantly be thinking, how to organize things and how to leverage people.”

What would you call THIS kind of logic? Logical? Perhaps.

If it looks good and it’s expensive, then you’re okay. If it looks CRUMMY and it’s expensive, then…you’re screwed.

SOME people are NEVER happy…

If I’m not sore, I’m not happy.

A mind is a TERRIBLE thing to waste. Wouldn’t you agree?

Books“Do you read?”

“Yeah, I read.  Books.  I don’t know what they mean though.”

Confused? Me too…

Well, I’m really NOT thinking about it, because in my thoughts, I realized I wasn’t thinking about it. It was HYSTERICAL!

Life in NYC is All About the Negotiation, Folks….

Abandon“Well, it’s not like I made out like abandon, or anything…”

Ah, Springtime is here! It always makes me grateful, appreciative, and giving. Sort of like THIS guy…

So, I’m sorry…I’m benefiting how?

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