New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying a lot of funny shit, usually when you least expect it. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being NEW YORKERS. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard while roaming the streets. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

Ah, The Dating Game: it JUST doesn’t get easier, folks…

GoalWell, I’m very goal oriented; I’m very “cause and effect,” and, um…I’m not an artist, so I just want to know: do you HAVE a path?

Ahh…True Romance…It’s a Beautiful Thing…

fuckinCheckNo!  So I’m going to CASH my  Fuckin‘ check and bring some fuckin’ MONEY home.  Now, WHERE do you want to go??

Another “Alternative Fact”? You Decide…

Idiot“He such an IDIOT.  He thinks the news is fake, and my orgasms are real.”

SOME People see the glass as half FULL, while OTHERS…

ArmLegWell whaddya gonna do wid one arm and one leg, y’know?

FARE INCREASE!! FARE INCREASE!!!

bigassIf you standin’ by the DOOR PULL YO’SELF IN!!!

Now You See Him, Now You Don’t (Maybe)…

wasthatyou“Hey, did I see you crossing 96th street this morning?”

“How would I know?”

Waaaa!! You POOR Baby!

selfieThey LITERALLY have a “no selfie” rule.

Children ARE Our Future, Dammit!

bumteeth“Don’t be afraid little girl, I won’t bite.  I got no teeth.”

Dating in New York, Redux: Not for the Faint of Heart…

gohomeLook, man, YOU tell me “yes” or “no.”  I just want to GO HOME.

New Diet Fad? You Be the Judge…

burritoWell, for 4 or 5 bucks you can get a burrito the size of a small baby.  Nurse on THAT for awhile, y’know?

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