New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying a lot of funny shit, usually when you least expect it. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being NEW YORKERS. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard while roaming the streets. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

Now You See Him, Now You Don’t (Maybe)…

wasthatyou“Hey, did I see you crossing 96th street this morning?”

“How would I know?”

Waaaa!! You POOR Baby!

selfieThey LITERALLY have a “no selfie” rule.

Children ARE Our Future, Dammit!

bumteeth“Don’t be afraid little girl, I won’t bite.  I got no teeth.”

Dating in New York, Redux: Not for the Faint of Heart…

gohomeLook, man, YOU tell me “yes” or “no.”  I just want to GO HOME.

New Diet Fad? You Be the Judge…

burritoWell, for 4 or 5 bucks you can get a burrito the size of a small baby.  Nurse on THAT for awhile, y’know?

New York: Odd Jobs for Oddballs…

DoThatWell it has to be something…where I didn’t have to do THAT, y’know?

Ah, Manhattan Real Estate. Truly Limitless Selling Features…

commercials

Well, the nice thing about buying on side streets, of course, is that you don’t have commercials…

"Where I come from, people, you know, don't ACT that way." "Really?" "They just don't DO that!" "Where do you come from?" "Everywhere."

“Where I come from, people, you know, don’t ACT that way.”
“Really?”
“They just don’t DO that!”
“Where do you come from?”
“Everywhere.”

In the midst of all the HUBBUB about last night’s Debate, it’s good to know that the future is SOLIDLY in the hands of our youth…

TMII really can’t go into it with you. It would be LITERALLY too much TMI

New York Dating: Not for the Timid, Weak, or Faint of Heart.

Erotic“I need you to know, just so we don’t waste each other’s time; I’m interested in having an erotic friendship.”

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