New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying a lot of funny shit, usually when you least expect it. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being NEW YORKERS. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard while roaming the streets. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

In the midst of all the HUBBUB about last night’s Debate, it’s good to know that the future is SOLIDLY in the hands of our youth…

TMII really can’t go into it with you. It would be LITERALLY too much TMI

New York Dating: Not for the Timid, Weak, or Faint of Heart.

Erotic“I need you to know, just so we don’t waste each other’s time; I’m interested in having an erotic friendship.”

In celebration of the Revival of the GREATEST FUCKING MUSICAL EVER!!!!! Welcome back, you Fabulous Kitties, you…

Mistress“But the worst part of having a mistress?  I had to see CATS twice…”

Some Straight Talk from your friendly, local Philosopher…

RNC“Haven’t seen this many old, angry white people since Matlock was cancelled.”

As the Republicans heat up Cleveland, time for some REAL straight TALK!

better“You supposed to DO better so that you can do BETTER.  The average person didn’t KNOW better.  Now they KNOW better, so they can DO better.  See?

Ah, summertime! Time to hit the ROAD!

Window“You want me to sit in the window?”

“Well, YOU’RE the one who wanted to look at stuff.”

I Believe that Children are Our Future…

“It’s all about the money, y’know?”

“It’s ‘no money, no honey.'”

“Fer sure.”

During Summer Vacation, it’s Heartening to Know America’s Youth is Enjoying the GREAT OUTDOORS!


“You have more Pictures than I do.”
“That means…nothing.”










I Do Not Know What Brand of Crack THIS Guy’s Smokin’, but I WANT Some! Franklin St., Crowne Heights…


What are we going to do when people start moving out of Manhattan…people start leaving Brooklyn? It’s going to be nothing but abandoned buildings!!



“We gonna have fun?”
“Then I don’t get it.”




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