New York, Overheard

New Yorkers have a way of saying a lot of funny shit, usually when you least expect it. This blog is about those amazing unpredictable moments when New Yorkers are just being NEW YORKERS. I hope you enjoy my blog about what I have overheard while roaming the streets. I encourage and welcome your comments and, hey, feel free to tell me what YOU have OVERHEARD IN NEW YORK!

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Can you hear it? That’s the sound of Dr. Spock AND Mister Rogers spinning in their GRAVES.

“You wanna RUIN your LIFE?!”

“No…”

“Then DON’T carry a teddy bear!”

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OMG!! Like, some things are, like, SO funny!!

It was SO funny! I was, like, how much IS this, and he was, like, that’s, like 35! And I’m, like, OMG!! It was soooo funny!

Summer’s Over, and Wasn’t the Travel FUN???

“I heard you were in Greece. Did you get to the Parthenon?”

“Well, we hit A LOT of clubs, but I don’t think that was one…”

Gentrification: Not Just for New Yorkers Anymore…

“Yeah, yeah, well it’s like all of Berlin is in its Brooklyn phase…”

Ah, Good, Old-Fashioned Self Awareness!!…It’s ALL the RAGE today!

“I learned how to be…quieter. I mean, TODAY!!”

THIS guy’s eyes might just be bigger than his stomach. On second thought, from the looks of things, probably not.

“Hey, how many cheese slices you got?”

“How many you WANT?!?”

Say what you MEAN, MEAN what you SAY, and you’ll be HAPPY and HEALTY the live-long day!!

So then I said, like, y’know, like, that’s how I am, y’know?

One Fine Sunny Afternoon. Where? The Hamptons! Yay America!!

“So, what would you do if you had a million dollars?”

“Kill myself.”

Peace and Love! Peace and Love!!!

“You have to constantly be thinking, how to organize things and how to leverage people.”

What would you call THIS kind of logic? Logical? Perhaps.

If it looks good and it’s expensive, then you’re okay. If it looks CRUMMY and it’s expensive, then…you’re screwed.

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